So, let's pretend that you have a family member that is getting ready to move across the country in a couple of days. No, this is not something that you are particularly happy about, but the family member is an adult, and everything is bought and paid for at this point so there is no backing out now. Its likely that, after this happens, you wont be ( Read more... )

When did it become okay to be talking on your fucking cell phone at work while you are supposed to be waiting on customers ( Read more... )

Some dramas I just simply can not resist peaking at, especially when its so far past the point of being utterly ridiculous that the only outcome of my going back to check is going to be to stare at the screen in disbelief and then laugh and joke about it with friends for weeks. So when I heard that my moron ex-room mate was at it yet again, I just ( Read more... )

Before gearing yourself up to pull a its either me or its them sort of move, either very directly or in a more passive aggressive way by always pushing their buttons and acting so hostile toward them, tattling on them every time they do something you don't like while reminding everyone of all the wonderful things you have done for them, until it ( Read more... )

Dear Moronic Ex Room Mate,

No, you may not bring a concealed firearm into the grove. I don't care how many permits to carry you may have. There is absolutely no reason for you to be parading around grove events with a gun on your hip. Unless of course you just want people to know what a big fucking man you are, what a mighty and powerful arm chair ( Read more... )

Renee was going to bed just as I was getting up, and she mentions to me that in her bored internet explorations last night she came upon an article that I might be interested in. Something about slasher movies, I emailed it to you.

Cool. right? So I get up, eat breakfast, come out here all excited that I have something interesting to look at on the ( Read more... )

Baltimore is a great city for people watching. All sorts ugly, stupid and just what the fuck out on parade all day long. Which is fun for people like me, because I love doing that, its a little hobby of mine. And I saw something today that I think takes the prize (and really, if you guys think you got something worse, please lay it on me ( Read more... )

Seriously, this is epic ( Read more... )

This is in regards to my last post. Jesse has finally returned to the community and declared that he does in fact not have knives on his altar, this was apparently a figurative example ( Read more... )